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Joke of the Day
"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND EYEEEEE.........."
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"Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ? Pupil: I get up early !"
"How do you stop a North Korean tank? Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box."
"If I haunt your house after I die and you hear strange noises, I probably just want you to change the TV channel. Please don't ghostbust me."
"If there's more than one apocalypse, is it apocalypses or apocali? I just want to be ready."
"Two antennas met on a roof... they fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent."
"Why are conspiracy theorists always fat? They believe the proof is in the pudding."
"What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him? ""Noth"""
"Ban land mines now! It's time to put our foot down."
"Sure Charlie got himself a Chocolate Factory, but his grandparents got to stay in bed for 20 years so ask yourself who were the real winners"