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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I always relate everything to Batman. What a Joker."
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"Bishop gets in trouble for saying fruits should get married in churches ""It's only reasonable, they cantaloupe"""
"greeks Thousands of years ago the Greeks invented sex, a few hundred years later, the French introduced it to women."
"Pizza Hut ad: ""Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?"" Think about these words."
"Did you know that pigeons die after they have sex? At least the one I fucked did."
"What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends? Their Chromies"
"My Easter wish is for Paul Simon to finally turn cannibal, if only because I'm beyond ready for him to record ""Fifty Ways to Eat Your Lover"""
"What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs? Pai-Ling"
"Wife: How many beers did you have while I was gone? Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake."
"Hey, did you hear about that top secret explosion? Me neither. No one did. It's top secret. We're probably on a list already for talking about it."