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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs? Pai-Ling"

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"(30 year old white guy voice) what we need is change in the political system which is why im voting for my neighbors dog that bites children"
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"Sometimes at the gym I'll struggle and make all kinds of awkward grunting sounds, but eventually I'll get my shorts on."
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"Some people only gets called by their nicknames. Usually it sounds weird to even say their real name."
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