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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim? TWIGERING"

"Apparently there's this Pokemon character that's a pile of garbage with a face so now I'm famous I guess."

"Thanks to advertisements I know I need to help the diseased, the pregnant and those dying of cancer... And then have a smoke."

"What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !"

"stupid knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there Little old lady Little old lady who I didn't know you can yodel"

"You're in a bar and a guy throws a punch at you You can't even react back or TheFineBros will sue you."

"how is bungee jumping like having sex? a life depends on whether or not the rubber breaks"

"I just finished a 5 year relationship. Luckily it wasn't mine."

"'I HATE drama!' -Dramatic people"

"""The prisoner is walking down the stairs,"" Tom said condescendingly. ""It's 9:59,"" Tom said pretentiously. ""I have split personality disorder,"" Tom said being frank."