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Joke of the Day

"You're in a bar and a guy throws a punch at you You can't even react back or TheFineBros will sue you."

"Me: Do you have any wrongdog? ""Ugh fine what's wrongdog"" Me: thank you so much for asking I'm doing terrible"

"Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better."

"What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney"

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey."

"Instead of saying you lost your eyesight due to an explosion while you were making meth, just tell people that you were blinded by science."

"The most dangerous room in the house really depends on where your wife is at the moment."

"I'm lucky enough to be ambidextrous. It's just a shame I'm a lefty."

"Why was Civil Disobedience such a good essay? Thoreau editing."

"FEmale The original iron man. (clever feminist joke I read on a T-shirt. Not actually a huge feminist.)"