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Joke of the Day
"Has anyone else noticed that the symbol ""&"" looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?"
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"What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party? She puts her top back on and leaves."
"What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride? A Cruci-fixie."
"St. Patrick's Day is like 420 for alcoholics."
"Immortality would suck. I don't want to spend the next 800 years trying to explain Gangnam Style to my great-grandfather."
"I picked up a hitchhiker. You gotta when you hit them."
"What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies."
"What do you say about a man with premature ejaculation and severe diarrhea? Easy come; easy go."
"I totally understand how batteries feel... because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"I am forming a new punk band! We are called ""young boys getting sodomised by fat middle aged men"". Search for us on google!"