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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the bicycle cross the road? ...he was two-tired..."
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"Does anyone else love thick sandwiches with three slices of bread and two layers of filling? We should make a club."
"You should be proud of who you are! Unless you're a straight white male."
"A Jew walks into a bar mitzvah"
"[break room] coworker: what's for lunch? me: [eating] food, generally cw: no, I mean what are you having? me: an unwanted conversation"
"""What do we want?"" ""Yesterday!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""NOW!"" ~ Conservatives"
"I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever they said, ""No, just till the end of June""."
"Lost a couple FB friends overnight. Hopefully they just died and it wasn't something I said..."
"For date night tonight I'm taking my wife out for a nice dinner at the Sam's Club sample tables."
"How do you make your wife cry when you're having sex? Ring her up and let her listen"