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Joke of the Day
"You should be proud of who you are! Unless you're a straight white male."
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"Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children? Because two Wongs don't make a white."
"A married man's prayer; Dear God, you gave me childhood, you took it away You gave me youth, you took it away. You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now... Just reminding you......"
"Redditors of Mississippi. Tell me how do you feel abou- Oh wait, you can't read."
"Just received a full body scan. Airport lady says I should probably see a doctor but is frustratingly unspecific."
"Have you ever been hit repeatedly by a wave? It hertz a lot"
"I guess he's going back to ""the artist formerly known as prince"" too soon?"
"Umm, when someone posts that they're having a bad day, I don't think it's proper Facebook etiquette to ""like"" their status."
"So she was like, ""Put on some protection"". I then pulled out & wore a yellow construction hat. We laughed & laughed & now I have herpes."
"What do you call an Asian wearing contacts? Customization. GET IT?? CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!"