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Joke of the Day

"Sure, there's no ""I"" in ""team""... But there's, like, three in ""idiot."""

"Do you know why cannibals won't eat clowns? Because they taste *Funny*"

"Why did God create men ? Because dildos can't take out the trash."

"The good thing about being tall is, you can't get lost in a crowd. The bad thing is, you can't get lost in a crowd."

"Found $10 in a pants pocket. It was awkward though because someone was still wearing it."

"The United States of America Yeah, That's it."

"if i'm bleeding out in an alley & you approach me w/an app that would save me, but i'd have to login using facebook, i'd be fine w/just dyin"

"Could we make a seperate subreddit... for one-liners please? :) I just love seeing the old fashioned long jokes! you're awesome /r/jokes!"

"- Doc, how did you know that I have high blood pressure? - You make mosquitoes explode!"

"There are so many news articles about gametes nowadays... I guess that goes to prove that sex cells."