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Joke of the Day
"Sure, there's no ""I"" in ""team""... But there's, like, three in ""idiot."""
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"How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb? Change? Whatever do you mean, *change*?"
"I'll apologize for burning your house down if you apologize for telling me I ""overreact."""
"I wanted to tell you all about a color I made up..... but, as it turns out, it was just a pigment of my imagination."
"What's the difference between coriander and cumin? You can't coriander your pants."
"I haven't shaved my beard in a couple days It's starting to grow on me"
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"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last great hit was the wall."