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Joke of the Day
"Are you on a Wanted Poster, because you are sketchy as hell..."
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"What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida? Osama-Been-Loggin'"
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger"
"What do you call a cow... With three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? .... YOUR MOM."
"WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE SILENT TREATMENT?! ~me, drunk, at a wax museum"
"Do you know about the group of hipster sheep? Never mind, you haven't herd of them."
"I would tell you a pizza joke... ...but it's too cheesy."
"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste."
"Jesus walks into a bar, goes up to the barman and says I'll just have a water thanks ;)"
"Rihanna was asked; ""why do you think Chris Brown was denied a visa in Australia?"" She replied: ""Beats the hell outta me"" Edit: holy shit front page, thanks guys"