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Joke of the Day
"Confucius say: go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."
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"You wanna mess with me, pal? You wanna mess with the saddest man in town? I've got a whole crew of sad boys just waiting to burst into tears"
"""Madame, I will have your finest package of gum, and money is no object."" how I impressed the hot cashier at the gas station just now"
"What do you call an artist in a dark alley? Sketchy"
"Genuinely stunned France has adopted the word ""wifi"" rather than ""le signal librement accessible sans l'utilisation de fils"" or some shit."
"I came up with a hilarious joke about fermat But the margin was too small to contain it"
"If I had a million dollars for every time I lost money... I'd have $43."
"My brother wanted me to watch his kid So I spent HOURS and HOURS childproofing my house. Wouldn't you know it? That fucker still got in."
"So I called my boss this morning. I said ""Hey boss, what's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"" He replied, ""I don't know. What?"" ""I won't be coming in this morning."""
"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, it's got to want to change first."