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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer..."

"1.What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage? WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!"

"*Sneaks into men's toilets* I HEAR THERE'S CAKE IN HERE"

"What do you call an addiction to dead black people? Negrophelia."

"I married Miss Right... I just didn't know her first name was Always."

"scorpin and subzero walk into a bar the bar gets hot from scorpin and cold from subzero!!"

"What's a down-side of being a paedophile? You have to go to bed early."

"Excuse me girlfriend for I have burped. It has been 3 weeks since my last apology"

"I overheard a midget complaining to a police officer that his pocket had been picked. The officer said 'I can't believe anyone would stoop that low."

"Jubilee is a mutant who can shoot sparks from her hands, and spontaneously destroy electronics by touching them... So she's basically like my mom, if my mom could shoot sparks from her hands."