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Joke of the Day

"I overheard a midget complaining to a police officer that his pocket had been picked. The officer said 'I can't believe anyone would stoop that low."

"There is a order to the universe: space, time, and Chuck Norris...just kidding Chuck Norris is the first"

"A British soldier meets an Australian soldier on a warzone **British soldier**: Did you come here to die? **Australian soldier**: Nah mate, I came here yesterday!"

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once."

"THE SUN HASN'T RISEN IN SIX WEEKS AND THE ANIMALS ARE AGITATED. THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM JUST SAYS ""THAT'S ALL FOLKS"""

"A man goes to the doctor... ...to seek treatment for both premature ejaculation and diarrhea. The doctor simply shrugs and says ""Easy come, easy go."""

"So, a dyslexic walks into a bra..."

"What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations? There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach."

"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college? By son."

"Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams? Because clams are shelf-ish."