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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an addiction to dead black people? Negrophelia."
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"How to tell if your house is haunted... ...it isn't."
"Just managed to download the 'Titanic' soundtrack to my phone, even though some said it was unsyncable."
"Casting agent: If we hire you at SNL what would you like to accomplish? Me: Staying up past 10:00."
"*sits down in a classy as hell bar* ""barkeep! a bottle of your finest champagne please. I earn..."" *lowers shades* ""$200 every 4 months"""
"My girlfriend says that having a small penis isn't an issue in our relationship.. I still wish she didn't have one though."
"What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!"
"I'm a firm believer in the phrase ""If you want something done right, do it yourself"" That's why I masturbate."
"the refrigerator is a clear example that what matters is whats inside"
"Give me your coconut water and organic gluten-free cookies, unless there's peanuts in them because I'm allergic."" - 2015 school bully"