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Joke of the Day
"*Sneaks into men's toilets* I HEAR THERE'S CAKE IN HERE"
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"My family tree is a cactus, we're all pricks."
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"What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument? A double quarter pounder with cheese."
"What they're actually saying is ""I can't even [finish this sentence due to the complexities of being a white girl on the existential level]"""
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