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Joke of the Day

"scorpin and subzero walk into a bar the bar gets hot from scorpin and cold from subzero!!"

"In my experience, most arguments are caused by a misunderstanding of the fact that I'm right."

"Healthy cereal feels a lot like dressy sweatpants."

"As a child I was obsessed with the difference between cosine and sine As I got older I realized it was just a phase"

"Little Johnny calls for his mom ""MOM! MOM!"" ""What is it Johnny?"" ""Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics?"" ""No, why?"" ""She's outside, under a bus"""

"What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage? The energy bill ..."

"costumed new york mayor Rumor has it that for Halloween New York Mayor DeBlasio will be walking around on his knees and going as Mayor Bloomberg"

"What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute? A Ronda Rousey fight."

"Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry? I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes."

"The new iPhone 7 is just a slower, heavier, thicker, and much less attractive version of the iPhone 8."