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Joke of the Day
"My watch broke a week ago I've been meaning to replace it but I don't have the time"
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"1.Not leaving my room 2.Not leaving the house 3.Missing someone's birthday party My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies."
"Please do not compare your dog problems to parenting. Your dog cannot say your name 3,258 times in a day."
"An Irishman goes for a job as a blacksmith He's asked ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" ""No but I have told a donkey to fuck off"""
"Hey girl, are you a Marxist revolutionary? Cos I'd like you to seize control of my means of production."
"A man walks into a bar. Now he watches where he's going."
"I was dating a strong, independent, black doorknob recently. She was quite difficult to handle"
"Black guys like thick thighs Cuz they hate apart thighs."
"Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !"
"the next time u see a fork in the road, just try to remeber that at least, no mater wat u did, u werent the person who tried to eat the road"