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Joke of the Day

"the next time u see a fork in the road, just try to remeber that at least, no mater wat u did, u werent the person who tried to eat the road"

"Circumcision is a sensitive subject... ...but not as sensitive as it used to be."

"Where does the thumb meet its type? At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!"

"Technology would be better if you could download sandwiches."

"If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders who supported Atlas ? His wife !"

"Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!"

"What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab? Where to sir?"

"A black guy and a white guy were playing basketball in a jail. The black guy won. Do you want to know why? The black guy had home advantage. IM NOT A RACIST, PLS SENPAIS"

"Where do Dalmatians get their music from? Spotify."

"How do blind people know when they're done wiping?"