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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !"

"A blonde joke you probably haven't heard for a while ... Hillary Clinton"

"""Brian did you remove some of the thread from your shirt logo?"" Me: [clearly enjoying people calling me the Hug Boss] what? No probably not"

"When a man with a lisp says buthneth... you know he means business."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff."

"An alien and a mexican walk into a bar... Ouch they said. It was an iron bar."

"Have you heard about the new car park crime statistics? It's wrong on so many levels."

"Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend."

"OWNER: The museum's ready? ME: All the artichokes are in place OWNER: Ha, you mean artifacts [I slam the door shut] ME: U cannot go in there"

"In the Garden of Eden... In the Garden of Eden, Eve wore a fig leaf. Do you know what Adam wore? A hole in it."