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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar. Now he watches where he's going."

"Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !"

"My 4yr old daughter just charged me $47 for a fake cake she cooked in her pretend oven. I laughed. ... She stared at me until I paid her."

"Oh my God! Honey, the baby just said ""Dada!"" Wait, why is he using air quotes?"

"Remember when people uses Chuck Norris jokes? They all died because of unknown source :)"

"TAYLOR SWIFT: I knew you were trouble when you walked in ME (wearing ski mask and holding up gun): what gave it away?"

"did u hear about the crow that landed a job? he works in a caw center. he's winging it for now but it might take off"

"What's the Boogeyman's part-time job? BoogeyNAN!"

"I really didn't want to go the dermatologist... ...but my dad told me to face my fears! *thought of this while washing my face*"

"Puns aren't funny. #They're punny."