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Joke of the Day
"My IQ score says I'm intelligent. My dating history disagrees."
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"I'm watching so many cute animals videos I think I'm developing aww-tism."
"My wife was looking tired after giving blood I asked if she felt drained..."
"Did you hear the rumour about butter? Never mind, I better not spread it."
"SMS from my girl: If ur sleeping, send me ur dreams; if ur laughing, send me ur smile; if ur crying, send me ur tears. Response: Honey I'm shitting, should I send you something?"
"There are 2 things in this world that i hate. 1. racism 2. black people"
"Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table? Circumference"
"Did you hear the joke about the pedophile with a Mexican fetish? He only wanted a little Juan."
"What do you call a thief running down your stairs? A condescending con descending."
"Uses pic of car as profile pic. Gets hunted down by Decepticons."