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Joke of the Day

"Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table? Circumference"

"The Cleveland Browns completely revamped their playbook Every pass play now has a 12 step drop back..."

"What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service? Im a fungi"

"What's the difference between Ant and Dec and lesbian sex? Nothing. They're both just a couple of cunts bouncing off each other."

"This year for Lent, I'm giving up"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... 1. Those who understand ternary. 2. Those who don't. 10 . Those who expected the binary gag."

"I feel bad for Kim-Jong Un It's hard being the fat kid in high school, so it must be really difficult being the only fat kid in the country."

"How do you kill a vegetarian vampire? With a steak to the heart."

"i was with my mother and i asked if i could go some where and no and i said, their are starving kids in africa she said I don't give a fuck give them a sandwich"

"If I was Genghis Khan's personal advisor Every time he had a moment of self doubt, I'd remind him he is Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't."