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Joke of the Day

"I'm watching so many cute animals videos I think I'm developing aww-tism."

"My ex is like the Mona Lisa It's not that she is pretty or anything, but I would be ecstatic if I came home to find her hanging in the living room"

"My girlfriend said she's break up with me if I didn't stop being a casanova. Apparently she doesn't like that I live in my Chevy."

"Well, add 'making a simple phone call' to the list of 'things that give me panic attacks'."

"Chef 1: You can't serve cake for breakfast, moms won't allow it. Chef 2: What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it? 1: GENIUS!"

"Next week I'm gonna have an MRI scan. I'll finally find out if I have claustrophobia."

"How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen? Just Juan."

"I am trying to find my selfie image in iPhone 7 Until I remember I took that one with John Cena."

"I went to an extremely traditional cannibal wedding this weekend It was an edible arrangement."

"I asked an extremely fit girl if I could see her snatch... So she loaded up the bar and asked, ""How many?"""