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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the rumour about butter? Never mind, I better not spread it."
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"Q: How do you say ""take a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take Q: How do you say ""took a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take-mashita"
"Luis Suarez is teaming up with Joe Hart to advertise Head and bloody Shoulders."
"I know Pluto isn't a planet you moron. Pluto's a dog."
"my lawyer wants me to turn myself into the police but I keep telling him impersonating a cop is what got me into trouble in the first place"
"What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up? Geometry."
"Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour? Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!"
"What did the devil get arrested for? Possession!"
"RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Praying for telemarketers to call so I can experience human contact as I slowly dissolve into dust"
"What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time? You're really bustin' Machops!"