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Joke of the Day

"What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken? It staged a coup"

"Knock knock... Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget :("

"Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio"

"There was a monster who ate properties... He ate a lot."

"My daughter lost her 1st tooth today so I'm staying up all night to see The Rock in a tutu."

"I have an archaeology exam tomorrow And it doesn't matter if I pass or fail because either way... My future's in ruins."

"my dick was in the guinness book of world records. then the librarian told me to take it out"

"Do you know why they call it the Xbox One? Because you take one look and walk away."

"And that, class is why we keep our mouths shut whilst changing a sewer pump."

"Yeah, hi, I'd like 500 pizzas over the course of the next 10 years delivered to wherever I am in the world, thanks."