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Joke of the Day

"In my class today a feminist announced ""I don't think anything is gender based."" I replied ""Not true, genitalia is gender based."" Checkmate."

"What's Master P's favorite fruit? Uhh' banananaaaaaa"

"""RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"" ""Kraken's not here."" ""What? Ugh! What can we release?"" ""Gary's here."" ""Gary?! Dammit! Fine... RELEASE THE GARY!"""

"The best way to eat a salad is to order a pizza instead."

"Math/music joke: What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues? Delta blues."

"What's a dyslexic stoner's favorite phone brand? HTC."

"Have you heard the one about the mentally challenged couple making love? You probably don't want to, it's fucking retarded."

"Can't remember the last time I said Happy Birthday using my actual voice."

"Choose a job you love and you will never work a day in your life because that field isn't hiring."

"Girls call me the Burgermeister Meisterburger... After they get with me, they throw away all their toys."