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Joke of the Day
"He died doing what he loved. He didn't know she was married."
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"Boss: ""late again I see"" Brain: think of a good excuse! Mouth: ""your moms late."" Brain: wow...."
"""Be cool, be cool, be cool"" ~me before I'm about to not be cool."
"Why was the horse kicked out of the country western bar? He was a homosexual."
"Remember, you are faster and trickier than they are. - Me, to myself, when I'm fighting a kid at the playground for the last swing."
"A man goes into a bakery and asks for 99 loaves of bread... ""Why not make it a 100 loaves?"" asks the baker, to which the man responds ""who the fuck eats that much bread?!""."
"What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose? Adenocarcinoma"
"Second attempt How to survive in Russia in 21 century?"
"Princess: U alone? Luigi: Ya. Mario lookin 4 u underwater. P: lol. wut? L: ya idk. meet up? P: sure. go-karts L: k i'll bring bananas"
"Why do French tanks come equipped with rearview mirrors? So they can see the battle."