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Joke of the Day
"Second attempt How to survive in Russia in 21 century?"
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"At this stage of my life, ""Good in Bed"" means not snoring or stealing the covers."
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day Give a man a poisoned fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life"
"Old, but gold A woman goes to the market. She says to the greengrocer: ""I would like to purchase a cucumber"" The vendor answers: ""Buy two, so you can eat one"""
"What do you call a perverted fat knight? Sir Cum Ferrance"
"Stephen Hawking believes he's solved a huge mystery about black holes ...and he'll keep believing as long as we all play along, ok? He's adorable."
"*Approaches girl at bar* Brain: Say you like her eyes. No, hair. Actually, go for eyes! Me: You have lovely hairy eyes Brain: My bad."
"Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes? Because it's too much wok! [Sorry, I just made that up!]"
"Whats the difference between me and my couch My couch pulls out"
"When your SO asks Daddy for ketchup at the family BBQ. And you BOTH grab it at the same time."