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Joke of the Day
"Why do French tanks come equipped with rearview mirrors? So they can see the battle."
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"A Native American just published a novel Critics consider it a Seminole work."
"Chuck Norris once flushed a condom Three weeks later the ninja turtles were born"
"someone should create huge peanuts so elephants don't have to take so long to eat and therefore have more time to reflect on being awesome"
"Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband's away!"
"Common Core"
"My asian girlfriend refuses to go all the way with me... She's a real life Chinese finger trap"
"(Outside at dusk) Wife: Lovely evening. Me (Covered in mosquitos): Glorious."
"""I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ... she leaned over and pushed me."""
"Just made eye contact with my hot neighbor through the window Wish I didn't have 6 marshmallows in my mouth."