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Joke of the Day

"Let's ask the Ouija board a question. Is my wife's meatloaf good? *pointer moves to NO* You see, Debra? No I did not move it myself"

"I don't meant to brag, but I'm the world champion in false modesty."

"Have you heard about the music stores percussion sale? Their prices can't be beat Have you heard about their guitar sale? The prices are solo"

"A doctor in a mental hospital was caught having sex with a female patient. He was Fucking Crazy!"

"I am against picketing, but I don't know how to show it Happy Birthday man, we miss you"

"If I'm going to be in your dreams tonight please let me know so I can stuff some socks down the front of my pants."

"Why do support meetings for premature ejaculation always start on time? Because the members come early."

"My nine year old's yo momma joke Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake"

"A chicken walks into a bar... Chicken: got any chicken food? Bartender: Nope, thats across the road. That answers that question"

"What's Irish and sits outside? Paddy O'furniture"