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Joke of the Day

"A chicken walks into a bar... Chicken: got any chicken food? Bartender: Nope, thats across the road. That answers that question"

"Two satellite antennas decided to get married The wedding was ok. But the reception was amazing!"

"A dad walks into his son's room... A dad walks into his son's room and says: ""Son, how many times have I told you... If you keep masturbating, you'll go blind."" The son responds: ""Dad! I'm over here."""

"A lime and banana decided to become a stand-up comedy duo and called themselves ... Key and Peele."

"Freak people out in public restrooms by saying ""come in"" when they knock on the stall door."

"Just blew my nose so hard that it got down on one knee & proposed."

"Sure, my bologna has a first name, but he's a stickler for manners so he insists we still call him Mr. Bologna."

"Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No only medium rare!"

"FUN PRANK: when a stranger hands you their phone to take a picture of their family, take a selfie instead and also steal their phone"

"Have you seen the new movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet..."