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Joke of the Day
"I am against picketing, but I don't know how to show it Happy Birthday man, we miss you"
Next Joke
"What's Cain's favorite genre of music? Rock, I hear his brother hates it though."
"Just a heads up guys, M. Night Shyamalan dug a hole in my backyard and has been filming Mark Wahlberg yelling at it for 6 months now."
"What's the most annoying joke in the world?"
"The giant panda is no longer endangered... It's now extinct"
"TRIGGER WARNING National Rifle Association of America"
"How many Jews can you fit in a vw? 55. 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 50 in the ashtray"
"Q: Why do marble statues look so mean? A: They have hearts of stone."
"A man is on vacation and gets a call that his mother-in-law has died. They ask him if he wants to cremate or bury her. He responds, ""shit You better not take any chances do both."""
"A wine tasting? Where people SPIT OUT precious wine?! Sure, maybe we could go to the humane society and watch them put puppies to sleep too."