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Joke of the Day

"Why do support meetings for premature ejaculation always start on time? Because the members come early."

"Sex is like listening to the Beatles Your parents do it and it somehow doesn't make it less cool. Shout out to CH, because I heard it here."

"My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off of a guard tower."

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"The only thing worse than a woman who's completely lifeless in bed.. .. Is getting caught with the body"

"You know what they say about people with big brains, right? ""You have a severe case of meningitis."""

"My favorite part of The Lion King is the part where Nicki Minaj held up baby Simba."

"Cop: i told you this land is off limits Me: oh i thought you said it was all flimits Cop: wtf are flimits Me: idk let's go look Cop: ok"

"Since when did 'scrotum brown' become a cool colour to buy a jeep in?"

"Why was the kitchen full of awkward sexual tension? Because the pot never called the kettle back."