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Joke of the Day
"What's Irish and sits outside? Paddy O'furniture"
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"You say tomato soup. I say ketchup soup. Cause the three year old won't eat tomato soup."
"A new drink Some bars are serving this new drink called the ""Hurricane Sandy"". It's notjing special, really. It's just a watered down Manhattan."
"What do you get when you put an egg in the ground? An eggplant."
"I like my women how I like my candy bars... with nuts"
"Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is you are stupid and make bad descisions..."
"She asked if I wanted to eat ass... I said no because it'll taste like shit"
"Drinking alcohol before pregnancy can cause pregnancy."
"After his final sex-change operation, what kind of wood won't Bruce have any more? Sbruce"
"What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons? A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!"