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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a cactus and a BMW? I've never stuffed a BMW up my rectum."

"My ex-wife is so evil that she has lessons with Satan every Sunday... I just don't know how much she charges him."

"Why did the suicidal man cross the road? Because he wanted to play chicken."

"What did the monitor say when it got punched? ""Ouch, that Hertz!"""

"/r/Jokes just surpassed /r/AskReddit in users! I lie..."

"I just read an article about a woman who killed her husband, boiled his body, and turned it into homemade jelly she kept in her pantry! It was really jarring."

"Not right now green light, I'm taking a selfie."

"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? Your mother can't take 3 jokes at the same time."

"""I prefer their older stuff"" -Archaeologists"

"Why is it easier for women to shave ""downstairs"" than men? They don't have to go through as many obsticles."