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Joke of the Day
"Not right now green light, I'm taking a selfie."
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"While browsing my local sex shop I ended up meeting the love of my life... She even came with batteries too!"
"BREAKING NEWS Literally to be eliminated from the English language in 2015 Use it while you can, white girls"
"Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator? He wanted cold cuts."
"A blonde was watching the news and saw that two Brazilian skydivers died in a horrific accident. She responds with, ""two Brazilian? Is that more than a billion?""."
"Wife: Whatchya thinking about? Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff."
"What does a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? they can smell it, but they can't eat it."
"I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now."
"What did the leper say to the hooker? keep the tip. ;)"
"What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad? A bit of a Downey"