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Joke of the Day

"Why is it easier for women to shave ""downstairs"" than men? They don't have to go through as many obsticles."

"You're the bomb! A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."

"What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans? Que Que Que"

"I used to sell office supplies to the mafia, file cabinets and label makers and such I was involved in very organized crime"

"""Knock, knock"""" 2: ""Who's there?"" 1: ""Europe."" 2: ""Europe who?"" 1: ""no ur a poo"""

"While driving home early one day, I saw a man running naked I pulled over and asked, ""Why are you running like that?"" He answered, ""Because you're coming home early."""

"I'm no Peyton Manwich, but I'm not afraid of putting a little sports juice on my hands, bending over and hutting the ball to myself"

"Why is it the the people who drink the most Red Bull are the people who seem to have the least going on?"

"What gives a ghost the right to haunt people? A haunting license"

"I like my coffee like I like my men... I don't like coffee. I'm very straight."