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Joke of the Day
"What did the monitor say when it got punched? ""Ouch, that Hertz!"""
Next Joke
"my favorite pickup line... ""Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?"""
"TIL that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has it's own version of the devil . . . You will know this fake Flying Spaghetti Monster by his name, for he is known as the Im-Pasta."
"Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella? For the drizzle"
"Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team didn't you?"
"My social life."
"Maybe someone just charmed the pants off of Winnie the Pooh."
"Ladies : Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ? Your dentist."
"Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? To find Pluto."
"Phone on silent. 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest. Nobody calls All damn Day."