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Joke of the Day

"My ex-wife is so evil that she has lessons with Satan every Sunday... I just don't know how much she charges him."

"Is there a hole in your shoe? No. Then how did you get your foot into it?"

"Why did the farmer name his pig ""pork Chop"" Because 'Bacon' was already taken."

"Maybe that neighbor without a Wi-Fi password isn't an idiot. Maybe he's generous. And an idiot."

"I just came up with a long UDP joke But it's not really worth typing out here. You guys probably wouldn't even get it."

"What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? Jail break."

"[Security breach at Wayne manor] BRUCE: *brooding darkly* ALFRED: The back door is literally just a waterfall"

"Colleagues who feel the need to say ""You either love me or hate me!"" are oblivious to the fact that it's always the latter."

"Which wrestler's weakness is the rain? Dwayne Johnson"

"Did you hear the one about the Chinese Godfather? He made him an offer he couldn't understand."