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Joke of the Day
"when you walk down on a up escalator, is that time travel? really makes you think"
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"A world without women..... Would be a pain in the ass"
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"Why was 2 afraid of 4? Because 4 8 16!"
"What mistake have you made when your wife comes in from the kitchen to yell at you? Made her chain too long."
"""Yeah let's clone some sheep cause dinosaurs would be too awesome."" - Scientists."
"I hate people who take drugs... specifically the DEA and US Customs. Edit: Thanks everyone for the free Internet points. Appreciate it. :)"
"I might not be the ""best"" father in the world, but I'm also bad with money & know how to beat a polygraph."
"Watching these people in this commercial, rock climb, scuba dive & live life to the fullest, makes me wish I had genital herpes."
"Of course he's a ""jolly"" rancher. He's herding candy. I'd be fucking delightful if that were my job."