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Joke of the Day

"What mistake have you made when your wife comes in from the kitchen to yell at you? Made her chain too long."

"TMZ reportedly has a copy of a Dora the Explorer sextape which shows Dora having sex, using drugs and making racially insensitive comments."

"Just watched Die Hard 2. People in 1990 sure knew how to shrug off a plane crash."

"Tan or get your teeth whitened. But only one of those."

"The only thing better than living a mundane, boring life is writing about it on the internet."

"My arm fell asleep, which is understandable, considering how boring the rest of my body has been."

"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella? Fodrizzle"

"The Nathan's hot dog eating contest should contain one poisoned hot dog mixed in with the other hot dogs"

"A grasshopper walks into a bar... A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""hey, I got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says, ""hey you got a drink named Steve?!"""