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Joke of the Day

"I hate people who take drugs... specifically the DEA and US Customs. Edit: Thanks everyone for the free Internet points. Appreciate it. :)"

"What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath? One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole"

"Casey Anthony is still unemployed...? She should have a pretty good resume though. She had a job as a mother once and killed it!"

"Math problems for smartypants-s What is the square route of an EMU? A RADICAL EMU!!!!!!"

"When you drink morning coffee ... You know your boss is waiting for your report. Let him wait a little...."

"Were a blind person to go sky diving, how would they do it? Wait until the leash goes slack, then pull the rip cord."

"Why is Cinderella so bad at football? A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball"

"Parallel lines have so much in common It's a shame they'll never meet!"

"Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers? They can't even."

"The Japanese soccer team visits an orphanage in Spain. ""It's so sad to see the hopeless looks on their faces"", said Rico, age 6."