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Joke of the Day

"Do you think people who chanted ""Drill baby, drill!"" for Palin had even a flicker of self awareness while watching Avatar?"

"Perfect timing! This lined up perfectly couldn't resist! http://imgur.com/zR7wcds"

"I bet a zombie would be really, really disappointed to find out a ""brainstorm"" is not really a storm of brains."

"Popsicle stick chemistry joke How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth? He said : ""Nah amine"""

"A ghost floats into a bar... The bartender says: 'What'll it be, spirits?"

"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 2 to 4 weeks."

"When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......"

"I made two New Year's resolutions: my first is to stop procrastinating I'll make my second one later"

"Cats that run under your legs display the same genius as someone walking into traffic."

"ME: [licking lips in anticipation] I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before. INSTRUCTOR: don't lick my lips again."