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Joke of the Day
"Understanding women isn't rocket science. Rocket science has rules and boundaries."
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"I'm hot blooded, check it & see/ I got a fever of 103/ why's everyone on the bus screaming/ maybe I shoulda wiped off the rectal thermometer"
"""Hi, my name is Gary and I'm a shopaholic, my favorite place to shop is the alcohol store."""
"What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? The way they pronounce ""unionized"""