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Joke of the Day

"Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it did we?"

"Your love life"

"What's the programmer's favorite drug? A line of code."

"A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man."

"Why do Jews Brag About How Great Their Children Are? Because they don't win traditional dick measuring contests."

"Person asked me If I wanted to have a threesome I said no thanks if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd go out to dinner with my parents."

"Why did Sarah fall off the swings She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there Not Sarah"

"Why is 7 afraid of 8? It's not, numbers don't have emotions."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my cock into my girlfriend's arse"

"So a group of nerve cells are mingling for the first time. They look really nervous."