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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman with her tongue out? A lesbian with a hard on."
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"My doctor told me I am colorblind. I had no idea! It came right out of the green"
"My girlfriend and I had sex in her parent's bed. It got really awkward when they woke up."
"In the event of death... find peace in Trump."
"My grief counselor died last week. Luckily, he was so good I didn't give a shit."
"I just smashed into a Smart Car... It's totalled. But at least my bike is fine."
"It's 2011, microwaves should have one button that says Cook Shit."
"The French word for shoe insole is semelle, which they often do."
"TEACHER: please take off your hat in class *I take off my hat revealing a slightly smaller hat* ME: I can do this 14 more times"
"Whoever invented popcorn deserves the Medal of Honor for not panicking after the first 45 seconds."