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Joke of the Day

"TEACHER: please take off your hat in class *I take off my hat revealing a slightly smaller hat* ME: I can do this 14 more times"

"After learning about hieroglyphics, it makes you realize that Egyptians invented the emoji."

"Did you hear about the truck that spilt concrete across the road? It wasn't cement to happen."

"So my doctor said I have 6 months so I shot him and the judge gave me 15 years"

"I'm not staying up all night to get lucky. If it doesn't happen by midnight, I'm going to bed."

"Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas? Apesy daisy!"

"If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country, if Clinton wins I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel"

"That's one healthy flower bed you've got blooming in your backyard. How many bodies do you have buried there? -My attempts at small talk."

"The worlds worst joke... EDIT: Thanks for the gold!"

"What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust"