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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend and I had sex in her parent's bed. It got really awkward when they woke up."
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"When you have children yourself, you begin to understand what you owe your parents."
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"A libertarian prostitute looks at her pay stub.. ""I'm sick of all these fucking-taxes"""
"If you show up to a job interview high and tired... You're hired!"
"Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out."
"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"
"What's the funniest fish in the world? Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me"
"Know why the number of rape cases is rising? Cause they keep saying "" NO! ""."