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Joke of the Day
"My grief counselor died last week. Luckily, he was so good I didn't give a shit."
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"In order to catch herpes, u have to think like a herpes"
"""Whenever one door closes, another opens."" ""Wow, you must be very optimistic about life."" ""No, I live in a haunted house."""
"Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? No? He didn't either."
"Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big."
"I snort bits of pork when I'm hungry. I call them hamboogers."
"Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture? The Ottoman Empire."
"What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant? I've bean everywhere, ma'am!"
"What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !"
"[Works when you say it]. The best part about having sex with 28 year olds is that there's 20 of them"