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Joke of the Day
"In the event of death... find peace in Trump."
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"Life would be more fun if every time we sneezed we lifted off the ground a few feet and came back down in slow motion"
"Fitness friend: Do you know what you're putting in your body? *flashes back to ex *shudders"
"Stop making fun of fat people. They have enough on their plates!"
"Why did the Catholic church decide to abandon science? Light stopped having mass"
"What's the difference between a computer and a woman? A computer only has to have information punched into it once."
"What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started? Looking for Jobs."
"Why do Africans wear baggy pants? Because their knee grows."
"I used to work at an orange juice factory... ...I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate."
"Today sucked so much it featured a guest verse from Pitbull"